Random Paw Prints

I just don't get it

2004-08-12T23:57:32Z

Mummy is mad at me, and I don't know why.

She was getting ready to have supper. She opened up the TV tray and put a glass of juice on it. And then I jumped on the TV tray. The juice went flying over a chair, footstool, and the carpet. She can't be mad about that! She had more juice in the fridge!

I just don't get why she called me a bad girl. While she was on her hands and knees mopping the juice up from the carpet. It was red juice, I think it looked pretty on the grey carpet. And she bought the chair and footstool for $2 at a yard sale, it's not like it is worth much.

Now if I'd peed on the carpet, I would understand, because she gets mad about me peeing anywhere but the litterbox. (And between you and me, I pee outside the litter box to make her clean it!)

Mummy sure is strange!

bonniethepirate @ 2004-05-19T21:57:00

2004-05-20T03:59:59Z

Hello my friends!

Mummy and I played with the boa wand tonight, while she was watching the hockey game.

I'm acting a little funny, like there's something wrong with my ears. Mummy looked and said my ears look clean, but if I continue to act funny, I'll have to go to the v-e-t. I'm an indoor kitty, how can I get ear mites?

Hi!

2004-05-18T04:24:19Z

Hello my friends!

Mummy brought home surprises tonight, she said it was because May is my birth-month (probably). Sometime soon, I will be two years old!!!

The first surprise was two snails. Which I was not allowed to play with or eat, they were for the aquarium. I did my best to get at them but Mummy wouldn't let me. She did let me supervise while she flushed the old one away.

And then! She gave me new balls! New fuzzy balls to play catch with! She opened the bag for me to smell the balls:

And then! Comet jumped on my balls and wouldn't let me play with them! What a meanie!

Mummy picked him up and gave him some attention so I could play with my new balls.

Later on Comet played with one of the balls. He never likes to play with balls, so Mummy thought that maybe they had this stuff called catnip in them. Even though she was careful not to buy anything with catnip mentioned on the label. But since he "didn't make love to the ball" (Mummy's words) she decided they were all right.

I have no idea what Mummy was talking about. She said she doesn't like to give it to comet, because it changes his personality and he gets randy with furniture. She says I don't need catnip, I get high on fresh air. I love fresh air! It's spring and when Mummy opens the windows I bounce around, I'm so happy!

It's almost bedtime for Mummy, which means play time for me! She doesn't need to sleep so much, I think she should just learn to nap throughout the day, like me!

bonniethepirate @ 2004-05-09T10:47:00

2004-05-09T16:52:07Z

Hello my friends!

I've been busy as always, running, jumping, playing, and eating the plants that I know I shouldn't.

I also discovered if you pee on Mummy's newest jacket, it is so waterproof that the pee just sits there in a puddle.

Which is bad, because Mummy shoved my face in the pee as my punishment. >:X<

But Mummy and I love each other as always. I'm much more cuddlier than Comet, after all. He is too stuck-up to sleep with Mummy, because he gets huffy when she moves more than an inch. I like sleeping with Mummy, I curl up behind her back, and she always feels around to see where I am before she rolls over. If she wakes me up while moving, I just go back to sleep.

Mummy says that sometime this month, I will be two years old. I hope this means a surprise party!

Here's a silly quiz I took:

Theme songs of your life by eponine
your name?
love song:	tiny dancer - elton john
depressing song:	everybody hurts - R.E.M.
party song:	i wanna be bad - willa ford
what-the-hell-ever song:	drops of jupiter - train
your life	can't hold us down - christina aguilera

Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

bonniethepirate @ 2004-04-21T17:39:00

2004-04-21T23:44:30Z

I haven't updated in forever! I've been a busy busy girl! The weather has been so nice that Mummy opens the windows a lot, so we can enjoy the fresh air. Mmmmm, I love fresh air!

There was another peeing incident last month, and Mummy punished me in the worstest way! She took me to the vet! Now, she says that the visit had been planned all along because I needed my needles, and it wasn't to punish me. Riiiiiiight.

Anyways, there is now one jacket in our home that I haven't peed on. I don't want to go to the vet again! So I haven't peed on her newest jacket. Yet.

How are you, my kitty friends?

Meow

2004-01-19T02:23:37Z

I haven't updated in quite a while! I was busy keeping the elephants away, then Mummy went away, I was very sad. Then she came back and we've been playing.

I've also been busy annoying Comet. He's getting more aggressive trying to get Mummy time for himself, and I try to interfere whenever possible.

Time to go see what my LJ friends have been doing!

bonniethepirate @ 2003-12-07T18:34:00

2003-12-08T01:33:09Z

I helped Mummy with her holiday cards today!

She was going to send out some little toy mice with some of the cards ... but she left the bag with the mice where I could find it. I took out all the mice while she slept and I played with them so much that she can't mail them! So I get to keep them!

Comet takes charge

2003-12-06T02:48:31Z

Hi, this is not Bonnie. This is Comet. Bonnie is too busy playing with our new toy to come to the computer.

Here is the new toy:

She is very excited by the toy. I wish it had catnip on it. I like catnip. I like catnip very much. Mother won't give it to me, she says I act "stoned" and that she doesn't like watching me make love to furniture when I smell it.

I am incredibly handsome and Bonnie is jealous of the attention I get. Here is moi:

I don't have my own LJ. That's because all I do is eat, sleep, and sit. I'm at least 11 years old now. I don't feel like running around all the time like Bonnie. The only exercise I get is putting Bonnie in her place. It takes a lot of wrestling to do that. See?

Well, Bonnie is getting tired, I better sneak away before she catches me.

Helping Mummy make the bed

2003-11-10T02:02:49Z

bonniethepirate @ 2003-11-07T01:32:00

2003-11-07T08:31:51Z

Comet got a poopy butt again tonight. Mummy goes craaaazy with the Febreeze when that happens!

Mummy has to bath his butt when this happens. I wish she'd let me watch! But she locks me out of the bathroom, she says Comet is going to embarassed and angry and it's going to be wet and smelly. And the last thing she needs is an audience.

Mummy thinks its because she changed our food. She has to buy a car so she can go back to the vet and get the food we ate before, and so she can take Comet to get his butt shaved. It's too cold to walk to the butt-shaving place and the place with the food.

Taking Care of Your Mummy

2003-11-05T03:32:00Z

(x-posted to kittypix and kittiejournals

mrblueberry has already talked to you about training your mummy. I'm here to tell you how to take care of your mummy!

Now you may be saying, "But it's Mummy's job to take care of me!" Which is true! But sometimes your Mummy can get sick and if she's sick, she can't feed you and pat you and clean out your litter box. So you have to make your Mummy get better so she can take care of you!

First, make sure nothing stresses your Mummy, so don't fight with any other kitties!

You want your Mummy to get rest, so make the bed inviting. Get in there and encourage her to join you! (I hate this picture, my butt looks big)

Let her know it's okay to go to bed early, and cuddle her until she agrees.

Make sure the vaporizer is vaporizing, but don't get too close!

Watch out for tissue thieves! Mummy has a fresh box!

The other kitties in the house might not be as helpful as you. Like Comet. He just sits there and looks good.

Check out Mummy's reading material to make sure it's not too scary and will give her nightmares.

Stay by her side until she falls asleep.

And check on her in the morning!

Mummy (angelamermaid) is all better now!

I'll pee on you if you trick me!

2003-10-28T01:49:20Z

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
bonniethepirate goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a tiger cat.
_astrid gives you 9 mauve orange-flavoured miniature candy bars.
ally_bug gives you 3 red-orange peach-flavoured gummy bats.
angelamermaid gives you 18 pink cinnamon-flavoured gummy bats.
booboosh tricks you! You get a broken toy car.
gusterkitty gives you 18 orange tropical-flavoured pieces of taffy.
mr_samster tricks you! You get a pen cap.
mrblueberry tricks you! You get a broken toy car.
spiders_shadow gives you 3 pink chocolate-flavoured gummy bears.
sweetbabybob gives you 1 purple cinnamon-flavoured pieces of taffy.
the_brat_cats gives you 12 red apple-flavoured gummy bears.
bonniethepirate ends up with 64 pieces of candy, a broken toy car, a pen cap, and a broken toy car.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

bonniethepirate @ 2003-10-24T23:53:00

2003-10-25T05:59:41Z

What a crazy day we had! Mummy went to work earlier than normal. Then - somebody opened the door! When Mummy wasn't home! They painted the door!

It's very hard for me to describe what happened. It was a stressful day. Mummy came home later than usual and smelled nasty. She said it was cigarette smoke, she'd been to a bar. Even though she smelled nasty herself, she could smell something even nastier in our home - Comet's poopy butt!

Comet gets really poopy when he's upset, and he must have been upset by the painter(s). The poop was stuck in the long fur on his butt. And then he sat around the apartment and left poop marks on Mummy's sheets and made the living room smell.

So Mummy took off her smelly clothes and put old clothes on. She took Comet into the bathroom and shut the door. I could hear running water, Comet groaning and mewing, and Mummy saying, "this stinks". I tried to open the door but I couldn't. When Mummy opened the door, Comet ran out with a damp but cleaner butt, and Mummy was cleaning out the bathtub. She gagged a few times because the bathroom was really stinky, so I stayed with her for moral support. And because I was feeling neglected. She normally cuddles with me when she gets home!

Afterwards we cuddled and she changed the sheets (I supervised) and she sprayed what she calls Febreeze in a lot of places. Mummy says she's closer to buying a car, and as soon as she does, she's getting Comet's butt shaved!

bonniethepirate @ 2003-10-22T22:44:00

2003-10-23T04:55:14Z

I snuck onto Mummy's computer and tried my very first quiz! But I didn't know what it meant. Mummy says it means to be patted by two humans at the same time.

Threesome Fun by Mckennat
Username
Favorite Color
Date of Threesome	March 5, 2004
Location of Threesome	recording studio
First Partner	Nick Lachey
Second Partner	Aaron Carter

Created with quill18's MemeGen!

bouncebounce*

2003-10-23T04:49:19Z

I'm so happy, I have a pretty new icon! ally_bug's mommy made it for me! Thank you carabelle_jenn !

bonniethepirate @ 2003-10-19T18:19:00

2003-10-20T00:17:18Z

I refuse to post the new pictures of Comet and me fighting in my LJ. Mummy says he won but I don't think so! Click here if you want to see them, but remember - I won!

Bonnie Meets the Vaporizer

2003-10-19T17:04:55Z

Because Mummy angelamermaid isn't feeling well, she dug into a closet and brought out this thing she called a vaporizer. I'd never seen one before!

First I looked inside of it.

Then I watched while Mummy poured water inside of it. Crazy!

She put this thing on top of it and let me smell it before she plugged it in. She said it was going to hiss and be hot, and she thought it was best that I inspect it before it got hot.

It did start to hiss! I was scared.

Comet had seen it before. He wasn't scared.

I got up on the bed, and watched it from a safe distance.

Comet came over and we watched it together while Mummy read before going to sleep.

bonniethepirate @ 2003-10-18T23:48:00

2003-10-19T05:46:30Z

Mummy was told by some ~~vet~~ doctor to rest this weekend, so she's been on the computer more than ever! She did take a break and laid down on the couch, and we had a nice cuddle.

Mummy wants to know, can anyone make a nice blinking icon for my LJ?

bonniethepirate @ 2003-10-18T01:51:00

2003-10-18T07:55:02Z

I think I need my own computer. I can't update my LJ when Mummy keeps playing Sim City 4 all the time!

I've got Mummy trained now to sit forward on the computer chair, so I can curl up behind her back and have a nap while she plays. I am a real Mummy's girl!

But Mummy isn't perfect. She started to slack off on the litter box cleaning again, so I peed on the little mat beside the litter box. That showed her!

I used to pee on the bed, to make Mummy clean the box, but that really makes her mad and she locks me in the bathroom. So I've taken it down a notch or two. She just growls, "BAD GIRL!" at me a few times and I pretend to be upset, and in a couple of hours we're all lovey again.

bonniethepirate @ 2003-10-07T23:24:00

2003-10-08T05:31:03Z

Mummy took some fierce pictures of me tonight!

"Worship me! I said, worship me!"

"How come you don't enter me in contests, huh? Huh?"

If you want to see a picture of who she put in a contest, go see Mummy's journal angelamermaid. This journal is mine!!!

bonniethepirate @ 2003-09-28T23:19:00

2003-09-29T05:18:54Z

Mummy says the best way to take pictures of me that are in focus, are to take pictures of me while I sleep.

bonniethepirate @ 2003-09-19T18:48:00

2003-09-20T00:47:48Z

Mummy angelamermaid says it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day so she's been calling me a beauty of a pirate cat. She's silly!

But - to all me kitty friends:

May you find the treasures that you seek
May your kills be swift and clean
May you find a safe place to sleep

Look what Mummy brought home!

2003-09-17T04:32:08Z

This is like the greatest funnest toy ever! Besides twist ties.

Mummy took this picture while we were cuddling tonight.

Yay Yay Yay!!!

2003-08-30T23:28:58Z

Mummy came home!!! She was gone a whole week! I didn't believe it was her when she came home, so I stayed under the bed while she walked around and called our names. But then I decided to risk it, and came out, and it was her! It was really really her! She came back to Comet and me!

And I was a good girl and didn't puke all over the place, like the last time she went home. :-)

Oh no!

2003-08-23T04:56:00Z

Mummy got out her suitcases tonight! She's going away for a week! I don't want her to go!

Comet and I decided to thwart her by sleeping in one of the suitcases. It didn't work.

Auntie Meekers came over to get Mummy's spare keys. She held me and promised that she'll come by every day and feed us and spend time with us. I like Auntie Meekers, she doesn't poke at me, she's really gentle.

But I still want Mummy to stay.